Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom

"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"

by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017

The Phantom

When someone during the end of a party decides to take a shit on the floor. Usually, this happens because the line for the washroom is too long at this point. The Phantom forever remains a mystery and leaves everyone in awe.

The Phantom has stuck again.

by 0101019331432 October 29, 2017

the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

The Fart Phantom

When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it

Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?

Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it

Ryan W: it was you lachlan.

Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again

by TheIncredibleHunk December 8, 2017

Phantom chest

When you hear the beautiful melody that means a chest is close to your location in fortnite but the chest does not exist on really and the sound is a haunting mirage.

Boy: do you hear that? Do you hear that chest? I think I hear a chest behind this wall.

Boy’s friend: nah you creepy skitzo, there is no chest here you’re going crazy.

Boy: probably just a phantom chest.

by Defelicious May 8, 2018

phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018

Phantom Tongue

The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.

Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .

by ?idk?definition April 17, 2016