the penguin

birb boy

the penguin really out here being a birb huh?

by Sisterswag June 17, 2019

Penguin

Someone who is too responsible and generally not Belgium enough

You see that penguin over there caring about their future

by Cal Alexander April 3, 2019

Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

Dirty penguin

A girl in her teens usually goes by the name of Haley. Loves to have sex and smoke pot. Has bad luck getting in car accidents and feels like the world is out to get here. Usually is involved in some group or organization from a small town.

I feel like a dirty penguin today

by Delvakio January 11, 2018

wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017

Club Penguin

A legendary internet platform brutally murdered, and continued in the form of "Club Penguin Island" which is nowhere near as good.

R.I.P Club Penguin

by DrTwitch April 4, 2017