midnight dicking

A term used when you've been woken in the night for a good dicking before falling back to sleep.

my wife woke me as she wanted to have a good midnight dicking

by conrad99 April 4, 2021

Midnight

Night is a quiet time where all the hurting stops, where you enter your dream world. Finally your parents stop fighting and don't hurt you anymore. It is finally peace. Dreams are a better world where the problems stop at the door. You can sleep in peace now. It's Midnight.

It is midnight! It is finally quiet.

by anonymous May 11, 2021

Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.

Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.

by Sexydimma May 14, 2021

Midnight Dog

When a female gets oral sex preformed on her while eating a hotdog.

It like a reverse blumpkin, she got Midnight Dogged! I am so jealous I wish my bf would do that for me.

If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!

by Irottram June 4, 2021

Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone

Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!

by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024

midnight burger

The maist awesomous ae aw podcasts.

Thon Midnight Burger podcast is tge best oot there, eh?

by Nordlebash December 2, 2024

midnight effect

A phenomenon where you start acting weird after midnight and you don't go to bed.
The symptoms tend to get worse after midnight hour by hour.

Your friend: *started saying and acting something weird*
You : he's not usually like this. It must be because of the midnight effect.

by Robert Blarg December 27, 2024