Michael

Short for a black guy. Sucks at hooping. Thinks he can get bitches but can’t. Use tinder for a living. Also has no drip

If you see a short black guy with no drip he must be a Michael.

by TheLaw22 January 22, 2020

Michael

Michael a person who is skinny but eats a lot And he look like cid from ice age

Hey u seen Cid (Person1)
U mean Michael (Person2)
Yeah He took my food (Person3)

by TK___ February 21, 2020

Michael

Is a gay boy and loves it up to bum he hates a pretty girl called Alice And Alice is the world she’s so beautiful

Michael is a maggot

by Mary18 February 22, 2020

Michael Bay

Explosions.

How to best sum up Michael Bay? Transformers, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon.

by chrisalice November 16, 2011

Michael Phelps

Half man, half fish

Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record

by 400M October 26, 2008

Michael Apodaca

A lazy PE teacher who is always on his fucking Laptop.

Look at that rock.. that’s how Michael Apodaca acts like.

by ⌘Ψ☊ᶗ☈⍣⋘ ™ December 7, 2017

Michael Langdon

Character in 8th season of American Horror Story (played by Cody Fern), son of Satan, the Antichrist that has the biggest BDE in the whole fucking universe.

Michael Langdon is so hot I'm gonna join the church of Satan.

by Ms Gallant December 13, 2019