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tim jim

I have a timjim as my brother (a tim jim is a brother whos a fucking bitch)
by master fucking no one fucking September 17, 2017
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Jim Rodgers

To Jim Rodgers someone is to attempt to vault over them while they are dressed as a tomato, ostensibly for the purposes of a photo opportunity.

However, in the course of Jim Rodgersing someone, the person administering the Jim Rodgersing will fail to make the jump, injuring the subject of the Jim Rodgersing with a slipped disc.
- Hey there Bob, how's Amanda doing?
- Not good - she's in hospital because someone Jim Rodgersed her.
- Oh no, that's terrible!
by The consensus of all Belfast October 4, 2017
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slacking jim

When you only do two strokes and the cumshot dribbles out your dick like patheticly. Usually and embarrassing moment for all
Greg has a real slacking Jim. The cumshot got all over his pubes!
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
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Steely Jim

An almost painfully rigid vibrator
She was nervous to use Steely Jim
by Doctor DipAss November 5, 2017
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Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
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Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.
Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?
by That Friend November 19, 2017
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Jim

A nice person who you can talk to about what you want. Jim makes you feel at easy and makes you smile he is one of the kindest persons you'll ever meet. If you meet a Jim, you treasure him. If you see a Jim having a problem you give him a hug. He is a lovely person who deserves love and affection. He is also a loyal and trustworthy friend to hold dear.
Jim is a good noodle.
by ProfessorDrShellky November 23, 2017
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