Jon Stewart

Hottest Man in America

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."

by 7568ino April 20, 2025

Jon

A phrase for a highly melanistic male individual with humble size peenar

Tyrone is such a Jon

by Mr Door May 15, 2025

Jon Jonesing

To avoid fighting someone.

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.

by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025

How's that ankle Jon?

Yeah, that was sick.

Hym "But... How's that ankle Jon?"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Jon

loving boyfriend, perfect boyfriend, sexy man

jon is beautiful!

by bluejon December 8, 2022

Jon Rep

A "Jon Rep" is a variation press for the flat bench press, the "Jon Rep" is similar to the flat bench press in that an individual retains proper bench form, however, the range of motion is halved. By halving the rep an individual is completing a "Jon Rep" and by doing so is slowly becoming both intolerable to dairy and increasing the probability of obesity. The "Jon Rep" is named after famous influencer Jon Wierenga who is known for his collaboration with GymShark as an upcoming body-positive lifter who spreads the message that the gym is more about complaining about injuries than performing actual hard work.

Hey, Look at that fat cripple! "far out!" he's hitting an iconic Jon Rep, holy! he's nearly benching his body weight!

by bowiesolomangmail January 3, 2023

JON

JON is an emerged fighter, the combination of VONgeta and Jakarot. Using the Potara earrings, Jakarot and VONgeta fuse to gather more slaves throughout the internet and mostly discord. Though, normally mortal fusions last for an hour, their fusion is unique and it can last for as long as they want.

JON is the strongest Potara fusion. Their superhuman ape strength and predatory nature merged together is a deadly combination

JON is rather a stronger fusion than Vack (VON & Jack), JON is a product of the Potara earrings and he's much stronger.

Hannah likes both Jack and VON. So they fused together into JON and raw dogged her all night.

by Tolaros22 August 21, 2023