February 32

if you are born on this day you don't exist and are a piece of absolute shit

somebody: omg your born on February 32
me:

by john wilksbooth October 8, 2020

February 6

The day which the best youtuber ever was born. He is the one and only Jacksepticeye! LAUGH!

"Hey it is February 6! You know what that means!"

"What?"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKABOY!"

by MUSICALife October 19, 2019

February 26

Give your gf many things bc it’s her birthday. she deserves the best and if you don’t you can’t have anything that day like kisses, hugs, and more

Hey it’s February 26, my birthday give me many things

by idc go away October 27, 2019

February 23

When annoying lazy children were born. This persons name usually starts with an A and is a girl. This girl normally has 2-3 siblings that’s she doesn’t like. This girl is not a good person to be friends with and she is whinny all the time.

Person: When’s your birthday?
A: February 23!
Person: Uhm never mind I don’t like you bye😒

by Casmoandwanda2315 January 3, 2022

February 10

non-canon national day but it’s a really important day when you ask someone to sit on your face before Valentine’s Day but when the person denied, get their IP address

Person 1: hey it’s February 10

Can you sit on my face?

Person 2: ew no lol
Person 1: -get their IP address-

by Spoon_Sploon December 12, 2021

february 14th

the day im killing myself

ayo february 14th is around the block, I aint about to endure another year alone

by SadCat316 February 7, 2022

February 11th

National day of the best valentines in the world because my boyfriend was born on that day and he is amazing, I love him so much.

“I hope my future boyfriend was born February 11th“

by theworstgfintheworld April 2, 2022