Person 1:I was Edging last night
Person 2: What the hell bro💀
Person 1: What are you talking about, I was just using Microsoft edge
Person 2: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Person 2: What the hell bro💀
Person 1: What are you talking about, I was just using Microsoft edge
Person 2: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
by What’s your handle321 February 3, 2024
Get the Edging mug.by Edge sauce Carmichael February 7, 2024
Get the edge sauce mug.A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.
Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA spy using the negative edge.
incorrect: The player used negative edge to throw a fireball because the button is quieter upon being released than being pressed.
incorrect: The player used negative edge to throw a fireball because the button is quieter upon being released than being pressed.
by anonymous February 8, 2024
Get the Negative Edge mug.A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.
Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA agent using negative edge.
incorrect: The player prefers to use negative edge to do a command because the sound is quieter upon button releasing than button pressing.
incorrect: The player prefers to use negative edge to do a command because the sound is quieter upon button releasing than button pressing.
by Peterosity February 8, 2024
Get the Negative Edge mug.The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.
Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
by The BrGr February 9, 2024
Get the If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk mug.A journey taken to learn something from outside of your current world view.
Used to tell someone they are privileged or sheltered and should seek more of the world to see how life really is.
Used to tell someone they are privileged or sheltered and should seek more of the world to see how life really is.
“How can you see the whole world if all you’ve ever done is live in the tall grass?, You have to journey to the field’s edge to see what the world really holds!”
by Mr.Snowleopard December 27, 2022
Get the journey to the field’s edge mug.a comedic style in which a person, usually a 12-15 y.o. male, says or does something incredibly offensive and crass with their main intentions being to overcome their woefully bland sense of humor, make themselves appear intellectual, and offend others. edge is most commonly employed by young teens who haven't quite yet developed a personality and have browsed through a few too many unsavory subreddits.
edge is not the same as dark humor, in which the offensive statements are made with an actual punchline or crux of the joke. edge is typically pointless, interchangeable rambling.
edge is not the same as dark humor, in which the offensive statements are made with an actual punchline or crux of the joke. edge is typically pointless, interchangeable rambling.
14 year old: "hitler! slavery! cbt! arson!"
normal person: "is this joke going to get a punchline or is it just a bunch of meaningless edge?"
normal person: "is this joke going to get a punchline or is it just a bunch of meaningless edge?"
by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( January 2, 2023
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