a position during sex in which a male and female pair secure eachothers ankles together while they are in the splits. In this position the elasticity cuased by their groins stretching in the splits will help the pull out motion during thrusting.
Her " can you do the splits?"
Him "Why, yes i can!"
Her "you are the sex master god, let us do the fuck diamond forever!"
Him "k."
Him "Why, yes i can!"
Her "you are the sex master god, let us do the fuck diamond forever!"
Him "k."
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