Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

kraft dinner

n. A salty snack.

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Tom Brady owes his longevity with New England to a twice-weekly kraft dinner.

by gnostic3 February 25, 2019

Taking it to dinner.

Being done with something.
Ending something

Taking that boy to diner.
(breaking up with the person)

I took that joint to dinner
(smoked a whole joint)

Taking that Christmas turkey to dinner
(eating a whole-ass Christmas turkey) (most likely because your lonely)

Remember that history test that we wrote? I am taking it to dinner.

by MillsMills March 5, 2019

spike dinner

Food which was supplied in pauper's centres called spikes.

Fifty tramps were sitting in the spike with their bellies half filled with the spike dinners

by JOHAN JOHAN March 6, 2019

presidential dinner

When you dress up for an elegant dinner and show up to the formal event but the food being served is fast food.

Yeah, I went to the event. It was a complete presidential dinner.

by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019

presidential dinner

The sense of dread you get when seeing someone naked for the first time because their body is nothing like you anticipated due to a government shutdown.

I brought becky home last night, man what a presidential dinner.

by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019

lonely dinner

Eating out a fleshlight

Man I was feeling so bad about my breakup, I had a lonely dinner last night

by Hoooopy June 12, 2018