curtain skirtin

The female equivalent of meatriding.

When someone is obsessed with someone and does everything they can do to get someone to like them.

Why the fuck is Tiffany liking and commenting on all of Stephanie's posts? She just wants to get invited to her fancy party. That bitch is curtain skirtin!

by smoodude June 29, 2024

curtain

when someone is cockblocking aka preventing someone from getting game

I was about to pull up on shorty but AJ kept curtaining me like he’s on a mission.
I hate curtains.

by sunkissedaura April 11, 2025

Stank curtain

When someone farts in a small area and makes it so someone has to walk through their fart.

I gave my wife a great stank curtain while we were walking down the hallway yesterday!

by Sithvader666 May 24, 2025

Curtains pulled

if you know you know

Omg curtains pulled

by rod pole June 3, 2025

accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.

I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.

by Opalescentdumbass December 11, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.

Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023