a pathway that feels a hell of a lot longer to walk then what it really is. Just a boring ass pathway
by Ddju October 7, 2020
Get the bullshit path mug.A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
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by Robert Hargett January 10, 2012
Get the Bullshitible mug.Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.
Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”
Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”
Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”
Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”
Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”
by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011
Get the bullshit whistle mug.It's really nice to know that our backwater military supports us! They just gave us untactical bullshit that will not only blow up the entire area, it'll kill us as well! Atleast we won the round though!
by Shadow6548 October 8, 2011
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