balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.

I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.

by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021

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Dropping a balloon

When you drop a massive gust of air from your rear end

Croft was caught dropping a balloon while speed walking

by Charles Enochs/ Geordie Scott August 20, 2021

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When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!

There goes my balloon in the sky, I’m still on the ground.

by Tron, I fight for the users! June 2, 2021

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Balloon Popper Syndrome

Also known as, BPS, is when people comment or create situations that selfishly deflate the enjoyment of others due to overbearing and/or self imposed righteousness.

Yo, that pissed off bruh is the poster child for Balloon Popper Syndrome.

by WisestWords June 18, 2021

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Bangladesh Balloon

When you insert your penis anally and proceed to urinate, filling the girl like a water balloon.

I gave her a really good Bangladesh Balloon

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

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Hot Air Balloon

A sex position involving one female and five males. The female is laidback in a bicycle position as the men surround, inserting their penis’ in any and all holes possible. Each male raises their hands in a cupped position to form a circle, otherwise known as the “balloon”.

The black men preformed hot air balloon on the young snow bunny.

by Cup Creamer October 13, 2024

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