colder than a polar bear's cock

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer

When Will Denney flashes someone his ass cheeks while masturbating to ebony porn. While he does this, Grace is shoving a dildo up his bellybutton and tickles him.

Fuck, I just got cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer. Im crying deep inside.

by poop sack December 12, 2010

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A big Bitch who likes to have multiple Cocks in and around her at all times.

My Ex-Wife is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!!

by Dirty Sanchez 130 June 1, 2007

tuna cock syndrome (aka TCS)

its when a mans penis is abnormally thick and not so generous in length therfore symbolic of a tuna can

john has tuna cock syndrome. it drives the girls wild.

by tac March 28, 2005

big fat cock in my rectum

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.

Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum

by Coolguy288 November 25, 2016

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 2, 2017

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020