Butt-ass early

Really early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow

by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023

Butt Fur

The peach fuzz or hair that grows on your ass cheeks.

My girl: “You got hair on your booty” 😃
Me: “Stop petting my butt fur!” 🤨

by defeatedheroxx March 29, 2023

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023

Ciggy Butt Brain

A drug addict who has had their brain fried that much that the only thing left they know how to do is smoke cigarettes.

Mate 1: What's going on up in there mate? You got nothing but fuckin ciggy butts up there now. You got a ciggy butt brain.
Mate 2: No I don't

Mate 1: That's what they are going to call you man, they are going to call you man.

by Reggie 1.01 June 2, 2024

Velcro Butt

When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.

Guy 1: hey dude check this out

spreads ass cheeks

Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!

Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.

by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024

Butt-Shuttle

A peice of poop exiting someone's butthole.

I have to release a butt-shuttle.

by Butt-Shuttle June 5, 2024

Cincinnati Butt-Plug

A sex act involving the capturing of cicadas or other docile humming native insects, that are collected and then put into a condom or similar prophylactic and inserted into the anus for pleasure.

The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.

Jim, I think we need to refill the cicadas in this Cincinnati Butt-Plug. They died.

by becheMal444 June 9, 2024