iefje ons liefje

haha funny old man

iefje ons liefje is very old and bald and loves us all...d

by DefinitlyNotKirbs September 6, 2022

The one and only

Bitch ass group of murders, scared ass folk, or manipulative ass holes who hide in the shadows waiting to surrender to the real living God. They claim they are God but only use false doctrine to achieve there magical lies. NA.-NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS.

We are the one and only. There's no other way to get clean and sober. Give the one and only all your praise and glory when it really belongs to Christ.

by NewClear_Mindset⁹¡⁹ September 9, 2022

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time

Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes

by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022

Minus one

The person you would never bring. The opposite of your plus one.

Hey man, are you gonna bring Ginny to the wedding with you?
No way, man, she's my minus one. Great for a booty call, but I'm not introducing her to my family.

by The Obscure Gryphon January 16, 2026

On one

1.A descriptive word towards someone that is doing extra circular activities at spontaneous hours of the day or night . Unusual behavior usually sped up as if someone did a line of meth and has extra energy to do just about anything at a fast pace .

2. When someone is tripping on something that is all in their head and acting delusional .

3. When someone is doing way too much .

My neighbor was mowing his lawn at 3 o clock i the morning he must be “on one “

by SPRA3K January 20, 2026

Hollywood Hole in One

When someone is duct taped to the floor to be completely restrained and the other person is on a pull up bar while trying to shit directly in the others mouth like a hole in one.

Alex gave Brad a nasty hollywood hole in one in Crowl’s basement last night.

by Mr Hollywood January 23, 2026

Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026