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Butt Nugget

When someone is being rude and looks like a squished up pile of meat that was just shit out of a man with kidney stones.
Hanna Shibli is the biggest butt nugget of all time.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.
That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.
by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023
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Butt Wiser

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
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Butt shut

Using one's butt or hips to completely close an already locked door on a vehicle that is not completely closed.
I had to butt shut his car door to get the dome light to turn off.
by Militianygrrl February 28, 2023
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Butt Pickle

heheheheh butt pickle.
"hehhehehe butt pickle"
"hehehheheheheh butt pickle."
by ./fasbit February 28, 2023
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Butt Jointing

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.
‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’
by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023
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Butt

If your name starts with a J and ends with an E this is what a butt is , look long and hard in the mirror and the truth will be revealed that you are indeed a butt
Wow J__e is the real butt.”
by picklefeen March 5, 2023
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