The Ancient One

An old creature roaming the surf servers looking for its prey.

The Ancient One is coming! Watch out!
Oh no, quick, change to server 4!

by FeuerHydrant22 July 8, 2021

Good One Stu

A proper response to someone saying something stupid. Usually someone not very smart who says something they think is funny, but it really is not at all.

Stu: I used to get all the women in high school when i blew on my tuba. "Good one Stu".

by Rzitup January 12, 2026

Push one's car off the road

To stop someone from ruining your plan and calling or asking someone else for help

Push one's car off the road
My dad didn't wanna make the hot dogs for Anna's birthday tomorrow, so I pushed his car off the road and asked my grandpa to get me the stuff to make the hot dogs instead.

by Englishwordmaker January 12, 2026

Minus one

The person you would never bring. The opposite of your plus one.

Hey man, are you gonna bring Ginny to the wedding with you?
No way, man, she's my minus one. Great for a booty call, but I'm not introducing her to my family.

by The Obscure Gryphon January 16, 2026

On one

1.A descriptive word towards someone that is doing extra circular activities at spontaneous hours of the day or night . Unusual behavior usually sped up as if someone did a line of meth and has extra energy to do just about anything at a fast pace .

2. When someone is tripping on something that is all in their head and acting delusional .

3. When someone is doing way too much .

My neighbor was mowing his lawn at 3 o clock i the morning he must be “on one “

by SPRA3K January 20, 2026

Hollywood Hole in One

When someone is duct taped to the floor to be completely restrained and the other person is on a pull up bar while trying to shit directly in the others mouth like a hole in one.

Alex gave Brad a nasty hollywood hole in one in Crowl’s basement last night.

by Mr Hollywood January 23, 2026

Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026