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shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.
"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"
by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019
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grandpa tan

A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.
Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL
by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019
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grandpa tan

A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.
Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”
by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019
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tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot
Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE
by Foxy5 April 3, 2019
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Joel Tan

He looks like a potato
Has a mind of a potato
Basically is a living walking potato
Guy1: Look at Joel Tan
Guy2: Potato?
by hyperactiveboi April 17, 2019
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net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.
Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.
by pbdrivers December 28, 2017
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Tan

Andrew is such a Tan! He licked Taylors butthole in exchange for nice things.
by Mathieu E April 12, 2017
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