RANDOMS

People you don't know that you perform sexual acts on

Mary always is seen with Randoms.

by mommybear5 October 5, 2017

predictable randomness

A random event such as a coin toss becomes predictable when repeated on a large scale I.e.
1 million coin tosses will result in a more predictable outcome , we can say with confidence (unless the coin is corrupt)
that there would be an essentially equal number of heads and tails!

Though I can not predict the outcome of a single coin toss with better than a 50/50 (50%) accuracy, predictable randomness allows me to confidently predict the outcome of a million coin tosses with a 99+% accuracy.

by RNG trader October 8, 2017

a random

A person who you have/had sex with whom does not mean anything to you. A one off hook-up. You usually meet this type of person in passing at a club, party, or on vacation. Also know as a "Rando".

She ain't nothing but a random from last night.

by officialjpress November 6, 2017

Randoms

Strangers, people you associate with, just a friend, someone that’s not ya family.

Ya Homie: Ay bro come hang with me and my friends

You: nah bruh i ain’t hanging around them randoms

by Yung$lumped November 5, 2017

random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event

“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”

by PewPewshots November 15, 2017

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017