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Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022
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Parent

Not Ryan
Ryan is not a parent
by Bfuckery December 8, 2020
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Parent

a person who tells you video games are bad and cause violence.
by The Weath3r Man December 16, 2020
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Parenting porn

Movies , tv and modern fiction like the film “Beautiful Boy “that depict parenting as spoiling kids rotten yet still fretting over doing the right thing for their kids . They show parents showering kids with gifts and money while still wracked with guilt when the kid does wrong .
Did you see the movie “Beautiful Boy”? The dad showers the son with everything including paying tuition room and board through everything yet he still feels guilty the kid is a druggie. It’s real parenting porn.
by Roccolocious December 27, 2020
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Parents

Something Harry Potter doesn’t have
Harry Potter does not have any parents
by cash_money6467 December 29, 2020
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Parents

One thing that harry Potter doesn't have (I'm going to azkaban for this one)
He saw his parents on the mirror of erised.
by Emma_1 January 2, 2021
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fuck with your parents day

do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. drink coffee, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages
Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?
Karen: not talk with the manager >:c
by arakana January 12, 2021
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