Online Glazing

To glaze someone online means to feed them compliments that are so over-the-top that they come across as cringe-worthy or phony. While the goal is usually to win someone over with flattery, it's often unsuccessful because they can see right through it. Some might even consider it a form of sexual harassment. If you feel you have been 'online glazed',

be sure to contact your local law enforcement.

Jerry: "Stanley, why does Max keep online glazing people like Tommy? It's making all of us feel real uncomfortable."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."

by TheCollegeGraduate February 17, 2025

Chronically online

Someone who says unbearable shit online that has no truth behind it

Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”

by NexyNex June 7, 2024

Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.

“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking”

“Don’t come in I’m online banking”

by LucaSmells August 12, 2024

TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE

reality is lemons and the internet’s my lemonade!!

TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE is a lyric from shawn wasabi’s burnt rice and also from url 2 irl! (listen to both they’re good!!)

by anonymous May 15, 2025

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Albion Online

Albion Online es un MMORPG no lineal, en el que escribes tu propia historia sin limitarte a seguir un camino prefijado. Explora un amplio mundo abierto con 5 biomas únicos. Todo cuánto hagas tendrá su repercusión en el mundo, con la economía orientada al jugador de Albion, los jugadores crean prácticamente todo el equipo a partir de los recursos que consiguen. El equipo que llevas define quién eres. Cambia de arma y armadura para pasar de caballero a mago, o juega como una mezcla de ambas clases. Aventúrate en el mundo abierto frente a los habitantes y las criaturas de Albion, inicia expediciones o adéntrate en mazmorras en las que encontrarás enemigos aún más difíciles. Enfréntate a otros jugadores en encuentros en el mundo abierto, lucha por los territorios o por ciudades enteras en batallas tácticas. Relájate en tu isla privada, donde podrás construir un hogar, cultivar cosechas y criar animales. Únete a un gremio, todo es mejor cuando se trabaja en grupo. Adéntrate ya en el mundo de Albion y escribe tu propia historia.

Person 1: Que es Albion Online?
Person 2: Albion Online es un MMORPG no lineal, en el que...
Person 1: Mierda, aqui vamos otra vez.

by DominicanBall853 November 29, 2023

online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you

Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"

by metroFIRE December 6, 2023