jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.

"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"

by indeluble77 November 24, 2016

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Not Jess

Means any person named Jess or Jessica will not do anything you try and make her do.

Patch - " Hey Jess pass me the ketchup."
Jess - " Not Jess."

by Yung Patch November 25, 2016

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Jesse Grazewski

Short for "xD"

This is a really good meme Jesse Grazewski

by 1101FuckOff December 16, 2016

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Jesse

An alteration of the jewish words meaning good job

Jesse Slomowitz is shkoy af, fam

by shkoygoyim December 22, 2016

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jesse mercer

The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.

Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo

by Dnods March 15, 2016

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Jesse Tootoo

jesse has bullied the likes of gamerman240 the gayfortnight aplhamarijabbu and Mario from F-Ze0RO

jesse tootoo means that it means that if he hit or miss hill never miss yah

by To hunt the Lochness monster December 8, 2018

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Jesse Walker:

A super amazing guy. He is very hot and has been known to be called gorgeous. He has bright green eyes and hair to be envious of. Sometimes they will does a pervert by saying perverted things, however usually just to me people laugh. Sometimes sense of humor can be misconstrued as something very dark. All most all women find him incredibly handsome and are extremely attracted to him.

Down side to Jesse Walker is that he loves hard, and when hurt tends to push people away. However, it is said that make-up sex with him is almost heavenly because women have claimed to see and thank the Lord during his excellent felacio.

Jesse Walker is a charmer, flirt, and true Casanova

Jesse Walker makes my loins tingle with desire. Where can I get a Jesse Walker?

by The Female Population July 26, 2017

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