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Jade

Jade is a ugly bitch, she can't get any guys because her pussy smells like fish.
Guy: EW, what's that smell??
Guy 2: It's Jade, she's festy.
by xxstankyfishyxx June 6, 2020
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Jade

Jade is a person you would love to have in your life she is caring, loving, helpful will always be there for you she is one of the best people ever. But don't mess with her bc man does she ever know how to fight. She has been through hell but she found a way to get back up off of her feet. When ever you need her she'll be there for you no matter what, no matter how far you are she'll figure out.
Boy 1: man have you seen the new girl she is HOT!
Boy 2: her name must be Jade.
by Sutton-langille June 9, 2020
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Jade

Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.
by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020
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Jade

She is the sweetest, cutest, most loving person you'll every meet. Hahaha shes not a person.....shes a cat
Jade,
by hi um September 25, 2020
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Jade da Bess

Jade da Bess meaning that you have a Jade in your life that will do anything for you and whatever she can do and stick by your side to support you. Also if you found a Jade and your single hit her up she is the type of girl to always be there for you play sports with you and just chill. Jade is a very relaxed person and she will always have that one dude her best friend used to like or still likes and will never loose feelings for he or she. One u have her keep her and never let go of her cause the second you brake her heart or do something bad she gone fuck your Bess mate and could do a lot betta juss keep hold of her dudeeeeeee.
You gotta Jade da Bess you lucky man
by Stacey drama September 26, 2020
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Jade Kink

When you meet someone on discord named Jade but she simps for Tsuki from haikyuu so you bug her until she marries you 🙄🙄🙄 and then you make flipaclips pls
Yuh I have a Jade Kink.
by Bvnnyx September 28, 2020
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Jade

An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon
Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade
by Fortnite m8 November 1, 2020
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