matilda from tdk

best mod, better than zoro. she has so many friends and just prestiged so now she is poor 😔 you should be her friend. i-- I MEAN SHE-- doesn't like toxic people but she's friends with everyone

random peasant: oh hi matilda

matilda from tdk: who are you

peasant: idk i just joined

matilda from tdk: welcome peasant i hope you stay

by MatildaJWX October 21, 2020

kate from tdk

Kate is one of the moderators from The Dank Kingdom. She is very helpful, kind, and caring. Kate is the best moderator online. Kate is a very cool person, she is way cooler than Serc the admin. People call her a karen but they don't know her secret. She is actually the manager and karens keep pestering her.

Kate from TDK

by Kate from TDK October 21, 2020

Can from tdk

Can from tdk is a friendly mod who has given away more than you. He enjoys gambling in #staff-dank-memer & giving away millions hourly. Can from tdk is polite lurker who mods well.

Shadow Empress: Look it's Can from tdk, our real highest donator.

by Shadow Empress October 21, 2020

Evil from tdk

She is a happy soul inside and out . Tries to help people everytime . Her name totally contrast's her personality.She is one of the best giveaway manager .She is cool and chill.

Hey who's Evil from tdk

Evil from tdk is best manager

by HeraAs October 22, 2020

Puttin' From the Rough

Unlubricated anal sex with a hairy asshole.

Person A: Why are you scratching your crotch so much?

Person B: Because I was Puttin' From the Rough with Dave last night.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Stealing from Browntown

Kicking in a bathroom stall and beating the guy inside until he has completely soiled himself.

John was "stealing from browntown" at Sullivan's because the waiter spat in his food.

by Mr. Tubbles December 8, 2012

Memo From the Mafia

An offer you can't refuse.

Frank gave Susie a memo from the mafia on their anniversary… She cried for weeks.

by Misty Stroker December 16, 2011