I just read that exactly a century ago, Spanish Flu raged across the world. The pandemic was followed by The Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression and World War 2. I'm getting a distinct sense of déja flu.
by TheVivisector February 10, 2021
Get the Déja Flu mug.A unique strain of COVID-19 that is localized within the ft. Lauderdale region. Symptoms include: reserving a table everywhere you go, with no visible health issues such as a cough or a fever.
VIP Hostess: I really hope that guy with glasses with a beard comes in this weekend
Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu
Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu
by Dr Yeezy March 13, 2021
Get the Laudy Flu mug.Terrible explosion of diarrhea and puke that continues until you are too weak to wish for death’s sweet release.
by Neffajawea April 16, 2021
Get the aguado flu mug.by LiveNowDieLater July 19, 2022
Get the Flu Flammer mug.Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.
by asajfkl June 28, 2022
Get the Flu Tire mug.A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.
A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
by That dude steve November 2, 2022
Get the freshman flu mug.A hangover or stomach bug that is so violent it causes a person to shit and puke at the same time. Inspired by a friend who was so hungover in Florence that she was sitting on the toilet shitting while puking into the bidet.
by florenceflu November 3, 2022
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