I have controller drift.
by Mason223~! June 29, 2022
Get the Controller Drift mug.When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
Get the Birth control relationship mug.if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”
by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022
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Something that Urban Dictionary does not have.
That's why definitions like Ifyouarereadingthis are still up.
by Bidet 2005 January 5, 2022
Get the Quality Control mug.control freaks is generally females who put their selves in positions of power to abuse it, and they get off issuing orders, bossing people around and controlling them. basically just another form of a huge bully. only thing that gives them that power is money, what if they met someone who was strong and cared not for money and made that horrible mistake?
i cant believe i got to stop coming to my favorite chill place amc theater, because of this control freak, and now everyone stop going here becaause of all these control freaks.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022
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Get the Lime Xbox Controller mug.Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
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