condom rape

When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.

My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.

by Truth-Seeker666 November 19, 2015

Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.

Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.

by Jessinup March 30, 2016

Condom Ham

Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!

by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018

condom

A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.

Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.

Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.

"Damn that condom"

by Abi Hall October 21, 2018

condom nugget

A Condom Nugget is a person that's an Asshole, or just being annoying.

Jerryf: "I don't want to hang out with Nicholas, he's such a condom nugget

by palejsus June 12, 2018

Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.

“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”

by Cay7200 June 14, 2018

Condom Shot

The act of taking a golf shot that doesn’t feel good, but you know is safe.

“Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018