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Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green
by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019
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tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot
Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE
by Foxy5 April 3, 2019
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Joel Tan

He looks like a potato
Has a mind of a potato
Basically is a living walking potato
Guy1: Look at Joel Tan
Guy2: Potato?
by hyperactiveboi April 17, 2019
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shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.
"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"
by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019
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grandpa tan

A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.
Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL
by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019
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grandpa tan

A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.
Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”
by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019
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tan bag

A person primarily a descendant of white trash culture.
“He’s eatin’ that Hamburger Helper out of that Cool Whip container. He’s definitely a tan bag”
by othatsokay June 7, 2018
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