tuesday

Tues•day

/ˈt(y)o͞ozdā,ˈt(y)o͞ozdē/
noun / person
1 ) the ultimate mommy
2 ) listen to mx by deftones and square by mitski for more insight

Tuesday is the coolest ever.

by maxiepads February 18, 2022

Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"

Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Task Tuesday

The day after Sussy Sunday and Mogus Monday. After it comes Wires Wednesday.

🚨🚨ATTENTION CREWMATES🚨🚨
IT IS TASK TUESDAY 📆

DO YOUR TASKS 🛠️

OR BE EJECTED FOR ACTING SUS

by Joker the Fortnite God February 28, 2022

tuesday

Essentially the Rapture without the ascension, Tuesday is an event where everything bad goes down

Sean: Ah, I see
Frank: Partly or fully?
Sean: Partly of course, following what happened on Tuesday
Frank (clueless): What happened on Tuesday?
Sean: It was Tuesday (It was Tuesday)

by Ank57 August 10, 2021

Tuesday

Titty tuesday so which ever girl you send dis to she has to send u a titty pic

Aye gyal uk what today us titty tuesday

by Dank99162 June 1, 2021

Tuesday

The answer to everything.

John- “Why is the sky blue?”

Philip- “Tuesday”

by Tuesday Man May 22, 2021

Tuesday

As long as if you were to stretch Mount Everest into a thin strip and lay it down on the ground.

* Couldn’t write anything here, I’m already dead by the end of Tuesday *

by Naru Soul May 24, 2021