assemble a sandwich

Used as an insult by wishing harm upon the person

Some similar phrases are "go step on a Lego" or "go stand in the corner"

Tristan: if you dont agree with me then you can go assemble a sandwich

Douglas: wow, I'm hurt Tristan

by Jedidiahhahaa March 13, 2017

Sandwich Hands

When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.

I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.

by Falcohol April 23, 2016

boobie sandwich

1.when you put your head between a girls boobs and yell boobie sandwich
2. a dumb ass person

omg Tyson totally gave me a boobie sandwich

shut up tiana your such a boobie sandwich

by the queen tiana1211 October 11, 2016

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

Pastrami Sandwiching

When two drunk people attempt to make out at a bar, or any common place. Much like eating the same pastrami sandwich it does not work out.

Girl 1: oh geez, looks like Becky is sloshed again.

Girl 2: best go get her before she tries pastrami sandwiching that dude

by Le octagon August 1, 2016

Slut sandwich

A slut that is constantly "sandwiched" between more than one guy at a time

Ew that girl is messing around with two guys? What a slut sandwich

by Smitten0i June 18, 2016

falang sandwich

When you are having vaginal or anal sex with a Thai hooker and another lady boy is having anal sex with you.

The falang sandwich was complete when the man purchased a hooker and a lady boy for the night.

by dakra23 June 18, 2016