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Rusty Bayonette

Inserting an erect penis into someone's anus, and then pushing it back and forth between two large breasts to simulate a stabbing motion.
"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.
by Skoolp January 1, 2012
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rusty thumbone

Similar to the rusty trombone, only performed when masturbating. You insert your own thumb into your rectum (left or right hand, your choice), bend your wanker down between your legs and crank your pecker between the four remaining fingers of the same hand and your palm. The beauty of this is that you have a free hand to eat a sandwich or work the TV remote.
Steve: "When I get Lisa good and tanked, she'll like my anus like there's no tomorrow, then she'll leave my house and go lick Tony's ass. She love's ass"

Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"
by rileyriley March 3, 2011
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Rusty Gauntlett

Verb - to Rusty Gauntlett

A derivative of Rusty Hook. A person places their hand inside their rectum and removes a handful of human fecal matter. This is then placed up another persons rectum
I really want to Rusty Gauntlett with you later - I love putting shit up your arse
by who_dares-wins March 17, 2011
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rusty mashwete

I can't cut anything with this old "rusty mashwete".
by shvadenadder March 16, 2011
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rusty rubberneck

by quacker207 March 21, 2011
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rusty melodica

Anilingus performed on female, accompanied by manual clitoral stimulation.
My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.
by Cookies and Unicorns July 27, 2011
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rusty hike

A Rusty Hike is when a person inserts their toes into the anus of another person as they defecate, forcing the feces through from between the wiggling toes. Typically the foot is left unwashed and the person whose feet were defecated on will continue to walk around barefoot like this for hours after the act.
"Babe, I'm feeling kinky tonight and feel like trying something new. I vote for Rusty Hike."
by dbwees October 13, 2018
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