Bean Queen

The female version of a Soy Boy. Generally has lesbian leanings and is a vegan. No assertiveness and can usually be found apologising and cowering in the corner.

I need someone to look after my dog on New Years Eve. I’ll ask Jenny, she won’t say no she’s a scared little bean queen.

by davebogroll October 14, 2020

bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.

if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean

by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013

bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.

I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.

by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011

Bean Chub

Its a clit boner!

That guys hot, he's giving me a serious bean chub!

by PingDing!! June 20, 2011

Bean bloke

An odd type of fellow who often poses with orange hair and has a beanish aroma. Their heads are often 'bean' shaped and with this comes significant advantages in the realm of bean cooking, tasting and philosophy. Many often work for the head beanist (currently Sean Bean) who is the leader of the Beanism movement.

"Oi bruv! That Anthony fella is meant to be a bean bloke!" exclaimed Timothy.

"Blooming heck matey! I believe you are right!?" cried Frederick.

"We should be cautious around that porbis, that's for sure." replied Timothy

by Bean_man!11 February 11, 2023

Nora Bean

The best human bean ever. She loves cats and has dark brown hair. She is literally so funny and has a beautiful bean accent. She has two little beautiful beans Fronk and George, and they are besties with my beautiful bean Bean. You need a Nora Bean in your life.

"Who are you hanging out with after school?"
"a Nora Beans!"
"Oh she is such a nice little bean"

by TheGayestBumbleBeeYouKnow&Love November 10, 2021

Boy Bean

If you touch it you get happy :)

Come over here and touch my boy bean

by oomshi July 19, 2021