Cry baby

Loni Pickelberg

That is totally like Loni, she’s the definition of cry baby

by Lonipickelberg March 13, 2019

Cum & Cry

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

by Fakeville May 5, 2019

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

cry

When there is vagina fluids coming out of your eyes because you got arrested for violating a fat hairy guy.

he's a crybaby.

by tifuyo2222 March 27, 2019

crying bitch disease

When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.

“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”

by MoonstoneAlch_ April 6, 2019

Seance-Cry Sesh

An unusual tradition where friends gather together in a poorly lit pantry with candles to cry and conduct a seance together. The presence of crying often serves to replace the Ouija board.

She had to get rid of her pantry after that intense seance-cry sesh.

by Banana Blues April 15, 2019

mama cry

Pussy bitch who cries to their mom

Peter your a mama cry

by xfaneto August 7, 2019