computer

A mini world created by pixels and drunk people on drugs, cocaine, and steroids.

man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye

by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022

Computer Cut

A computer cut is when the edges of a computer or other electronic device(s) thin edges harm a living being. Similar to a paper cut

What happened to your leg? I fell and got another computer cut.

by Seattlespy May 31, 2022

computer clicky things

A technical term in the non-computer people world, also known as "tabs"

Tom's computer is running slowly, he has too many computer clicky things open

by Seaward-sausage4 June 1, 2022

Computer

some dirt or soil or other dirty/horny stuff

Have you been up to date on how much computer has been on twitter.

by tinbancan March 31, 2022

computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.

dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same

by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022

computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.

dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same

by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021