b!bread

the owner of besito / the stupidest mf. they bug darling too much

hey darling! is b!bread texting you rn?

by gnfapologist May 19, 2021

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Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

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Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

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Urinal Bread

Miscellaneous items (mainly food) that somehow ends up in the urinal.

I saw urinal bread in that bathroom. Ugh.

by Attack Helicopter556 November 28, 2021

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Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 2, 2021

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Morning Bread

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor

Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."

by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011

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