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A queerplatonic relationship. Beyond friends or even best friends, but not quite dating. May include acts like kissing, hugging, cuddling. May also include platonic, sexual, or any kind of romantic love, but often simply includes queerplatonic attraction.
1. Are you guys dating or just friends? You're so close, i can't tell!
2. We're zucchinis.
by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023
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hide the zucchini

A comment made by Tony Stark in “Avengers: Age of Ultron” regarding Hulk and Black Widow

You might have seen “the gif”
"I Hope You And Banner Aren't Playing Hide The Zucchini"
by Skylanderscollector June 22, 2024
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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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hide the zucchini

A game you play involving a couple, one who’s penis is green
You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini
by Skylanderscollector March 3, 2024
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caca fani caca zucchini hoinges

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it “ caca fani caca zucchini hoinges ” ham
by karby paty June 22, 2021
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