Woobie

1. United States Army issue combination rain blanket and rain poncho.
2. Security blanket. (See Mr. Mom scene about woobies).
3. Friend who makes you feel safe and secure, and even helps protect you from anxious moments, life problems, or difficult people.
4. Person who combines cuteness with real emotion. Endearing one.

Thanks for coming to my performance, you guys are some real woobies.

by gal8573 August 17, 2017

Woobie

The smallest sheep in the whole world. Like literally the size of a small mouse. Very difficult to find. Typically found on the top of a tall buildings.

I think the woobie is way up there. Dade can you get us up there?

by Shay FOster August 1, 2018

Woobie

Shemagh baby shemagh

My toes feel like a woobie. It's very delightful.

by Leighlabyte September 3, 2018

Woobie

Another definition for the streaks of rubber left on the pavement after a car does a street burnout. Usually resulting in long black streaks of rubber and clouds of burning rubber smoke in the air.

John just had his driveway sealed by a professional.

You're going to feel pretty guilty, John, the first time you lay a pair of woobies down that freshly coated driveway, in your 69 Dodge SuperBee 440 blown nitrous 1/4 miler car!

by GrizZzMan June 5, 2018

Woobie

A woobie is your cute significant other

I want to give my woobie a SMOOCH

by Boclate bip bylee April 23, 2021

Joobie-Woobie

When shit is real fucked up. Things are not working properly but your're in a goofy mood.

Man our internet connection sure is Joobie-Woobie right now.

by Joobie-Woobie Man October 2, 2024

Woobie

Something that soothes you.

I'm feeling sad where's my woobie.

I have an ache let me put my woobie on it.

by Woobie wearer November 9, 2025