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Touchdown

1: Touchdown commonly refer to scoring a goal in (American) Football.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.
Exampel 1 Hey, did you see the game last night? O.J. Simpson scored a touchdow against the Washington Redskins.

Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!
by Pat Fenis June 12, 2019
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TouchDown

Getting To Your Destination Is A Successful TouchDown
Honey !+) Me Has Achieved A Successful TouchDown
by The V ONE 2nd To None April 1, 2017
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touchdown seahawks

Touchdown Seahawks is a phrase used at sporting events when the umpires or referees make the wrong call on a play that is beyond obvious to everyone else spectating.
Player slides home but gets tagged before reaching the base but still called safe. Guy in the crowd shouts, "Touchdown Seahawks"

In football when there's a questionable touchdown but the refs give it to the home team. Touchdown Seahawks
by TrappinGod22 June 21, 2016
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Superhero Touchdown

The act in which you launch your body off of a stationary object and into the vagina of a human female. While in the air, you shout, "I'm cumming in hot". This is usually done while wearing a cape.
Daniel gave me the Superhero Touchdown last night.
by SuperheroTouchdown October 6, 2016
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Touchdown

Can’t wait until tomorrow when I touchdown.
by Queen Lateefah November 18, 2021
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Tenth Grade Touchdown

The Tenth Grade Touchdown is a great way to trick your best buds. While in late middle school or early high school a young male uses a 14 inch long piece of floss in his teeth after a couple of days without brushing his teeth, ensuring he uses as much of the full piece as possible.

While the floss is still wet, the young lad then drops his drawers and rubs the floss in there pee hole. After a good scrub he wraps the floss around his penis for the next 3 to 6 hours, or over night.

Once the floss is remover you boy precedes to gym glass to meet his friends in the locker room. He whips out his rig and allows his friends to smell his penis. With the shit smell of the floss on his dong he can then convince his friends he has achieved recent anal sex with a human woman.
“Hey Bud, remember the time I buttfucked Rachel in the 10th grade? I have to come clean, I did a Tenth Grade Touchdown it was all a lie.”
by MWSbro August 9, 2021
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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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