Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

Testy

Crabby, grumpy...not overly chill and pleasant.

She can be a bit testy in the mornings

by Izzilly June 8, 2018

Testy

Testy is mostly recognised as a pedophile someone who has sexual feels for younger humans

some testy tried to take my daughter today

by Ted_Hammond August 26, 2018

testie teeth

The spikes that can sometimes form on balls and bite the pussy

His testie teeth really bit me hard last night

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018

Testi Tussle

The Testi Tussle is an act where 2 men strip down completely naked and wrap their legs around each other. They will place duct tape connecting each other's balls and back away in a tug-of-war type matchup, until one wins and rips the other's ball hair and skin off.

"Me and John had a Testi Tussle last night! He won and I ended up in the ER..."

by SMAMSMUNG January 8, 2024

Texty testy

The act of sending a text to MPS or s/o using only your testicles.

Sarra and I were sexting last night and I sent her a texty testy

by rob2swag January 6, 2023

tetherball testis

A guy with testicals that hang very low.

You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023