Butterface Technology

Technology like make-up or photo filters to enhance the appearance of someone who is not attractive without it.

I've been talking with this cute chick online and we decided to meet up. That's when I realized she catfished me using butterface technology!

by advfreak August 7, 2023

Technology Tag

When two people constantly miss each others phone calls, emails or text messages.

Why are we playing Technology Tag today. I called you and missed your call. I texted you and missed your return text and emailed you and you have not responded.

by charles allen March 15, 2008

nigga technology

as seen on boondocks:
"nigga technology" is when a technological gadget is useless and ment to waste your time/money.

"WAIT man, i needa send this text message to my girlfriend"
"damn man, thats nigga technology."

by xnd51591 July 16, 2008

Design and Technology

Design and Technology, or 'DT' is a subject that a student will take, thinking it will be useful, and a fun learning experience. Then they will meet their teacher, and they will wish they had never been born. Like the creepy gnome in your friend's garden, they will glare at you when you are not looking, and say dodgy things about you in front of the whole class. Design and Technology involves a lot of hard work, and strict deadlines, however most students do not survive long enough to discover this.

This is often due to suicide - as a result of taking the course, murder - of the teacher, or mass murder - homicide for the sake of the entire class.

"He committed suicide out of despair and insanity." "Must have been a Design and Technology student."

by Rita_Harmony53 October 2, 2009

Technologic

When a person listens to too many techno and house songs.

Look, That guy is shuffling! He must be a technologic.

by Invaderzim44 March 28, 2010

technology love

Technology love is where (usually) a man resorts to playing with technology, speding thousands on computers, and buying new gadgets because he can't get a woman

Adrian had a massive technology love. He had lot's of computer hardware. But unfortunately he couldn't get a woman.

by Nick_51 February 29, 2008

Technology Vampire

The term Technology Vampire comes from IRC and refers to someone who comes into a channel and begins to suck the life out of the channel by asking question after question after question. Once the Vampire has sucked the channel dry the Vampire disappears. Most often this kind of Vampire comes from Romania but have been know to come from elsewhere.

<Vampire> Hi, I want to make a web site, how do I do that?
<Regular> You need a web server with the proper extentions and then you code the pages.
<Vampire> How do I set up a server like that?
<Regular> Do you have Linux or a server version of windows?
<Vamipre> Whats linux?
<Regular> Do you know any web languages?
<Vamipre> I'm not sure what those are. What are some of them?
<Regular> What kind of web site do you want?
<Vamipre> I'm not real sure what I want.
(...ad nauseam)

by dev_null February 4, 2005