squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

squib

a boy with a big nose

see that boy over there, he has a squib

by samantha guyan July 28, 2020

Squib

a different name for a cookie in Cookie Run called Squid Ink Cookie

Guy 1: Hey, I really like squib
Guy 2: Who is squib?
Guy 1: Its a name for Squid Ink Cookie

by dontgivemeattention January 21, 2023

Squib

@squibzee on pinterest is your new best friend. go follow him

Girl: Yo! SQUIB!

Squib/Evan: My real name is Evan, dumbass!

by squibzee January 1, 2024

squib

FILCH FROM HARRY POTTER

A NON MAGICAL PERSON BORN TO MAGICAL PARENTS

yo is that the cat-lady, squib, Filch?

I hate squibs

Lucious Malfoy is a squib

I have a fatass like a squib

by mousexualmachinegun January 6, 2023

squib

The hydrated form of the crusts in your eye upon waking up. The professional/ less embarrassing way to refer to an eye booger.

"Do I have a squib in my eye?"
"Are there any squibs?" *points to eyes*

by squidmaster5001 January 11, 2023

Squib's Party

A party in 2008 where everything happened, you had to be there to see it.

Bert: "What the hell is a Tortledonkey?"
Curt: "You were NOT at Squib's Party in 08."

by 555_Jaydan July 22, 2023