procrasturbate

to procrastinate by yourself

Man, I was going to work on the report but instead I just procrasturbated all day at home.

by Procrastines February 22, 2009

Procrasturbating

The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.

1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.

by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009

Procrasturbate

To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason

I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.

by flakey ass February 26, 2009

Procrasturbate

When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done

"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"

"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"

by McEwenC February 16, 2010

Procrasturbate

When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.

I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!

by BridgesGijsbers April 6, 2010

Procrasturbate

To masturbate when one's procrastinating

Instead of doing my work, i procrasturbated to my favorite porno.

by ZACX February 24, 2010

procrasturbate

When you have something to do but you procrastinate and spend your time masturbating instead.

i have homework that's due tomorrow, but all i've done today was procrasturbate

by Rooskie Business March 7, 2010