probability

Probability is the branch of mathematics concerning numerical descriptions of how likely an event is to occur, or how likely it is that a proposition is true. The probability of an event is a number between 0 and 1, where, roughly speaking, 0 indicates impossibility of the event and 1 indicates certainty.

dude1:hey you know if it would rain today
dude2:the probability for that is low but not impossible take an umbrella if you want

by unanimous hedgehog May 24, 2021

Yeah, probably a good idea

That's the 3rd time you've silenced me. So it's 3 to 0 now. My mind I your meat Gundam did make you improve but I still haven't gotten to use anybody else's did.

Hym "Rate Exceeded? Fun. But we're back! But yeah, probably a good idea. As I was saying...."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

Probably

Yeah!

Hym "Yeah. Probably. I'm going to dress like a Tonberry and stab you in the neck in front of Megyn Kelly. Oh! The crown! Bring a brown robe, a chef's knife, a lantern, and a crown. UK royal family style and not generic 👑"

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

Probably, Maybe, I Dont Know

This is a response that you can say to anything, because of all the words in this little phrase, Probably, saying there's a small chance, maybe, saying that there's an even smaller chance, and I Don't Know, rejecting all responsibility if you were wrong with your assumption.

"Hey do you know if Janice is coming to the party?" "Probably, Maybe, I Dont Know"
The perfect response do this because, you don't know if Janice is actually coming to the party but want to seem smart, so you say "Probably, Maybe, I Dont Know". again

by Kaleb13522 March 20, 2025

Flammability Probability

The likeliness of you or someone you know being set on fire for being aggravating, stupid or being simply annoying.

Your flammability probability is going to rise by 30% if you keep plucking my nerves

by graham'scracker March 31, 2024

Dimension of Probability (5D)

The theoretical fifth dimension, existing alongside length, width, height, and time, where every single possibility that didn't happen in our universe goes to live out its existence. It's a vast, invisible ghost-realm crowded with all the jobs you didn't apply for, the people you didn't marry, and the winning lottery numbers you didn't pick. Occasionally, when you get a sudden shiver or a feeling of déjà vu, you're just experiencing a brief dimensional tear, catching a glimpse of your life in the Probability Dimension where you made the other choice.

Dimension of Probability (5D) Example: "I saw my ex with her new boyfriend and felt a weird pang of regret. But then I remembered that in the 5th Dimension of Probability, there's a version of me who's still with her, and he's probably miserable. That thought made me feel much better."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Spacetime-Probability

The unified continuum where location, duration, and likelihood are all the same thing. In this framework, an event isn't something that happens at a specific place and time; it's something that flickers in and out of existence based on a cosmic probability score. Your keys aren't somewhere in the house; they exist everywhere in the house simultaneously, but with a 90% probability density in the last pocket you'll check. It explains why lost items are never truly lost, just existing in a state of low observational probability.

Example: "According to the principles of spacetime-probability, my car keys aren't lost. They're just currently occupying a region of the spacetime continuum where my perception of them is unlikely. In other words, they're in my hand, but I'm just not looking at my hand yet."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026