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The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.
I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town
by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025
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Pitty

A girl that is easy to fall in love with,her love of literature will blow your mind.smart but also sassy when she wants to.type a girl to flap you then give endless kisses to make it feel better.also,she will suck your soul out.You need to get you one of these.
by Girl of my dreams November 23, 2021
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Pitty

Pitty can mean many things including, Stupid, Idiot, Weird, and crazy etc....

Pitty can also mean butt.
Mariam said to Noor "Your sooooo Pitty." Noor toke it offensively
by noodle1011 March 6, 2024
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pitty fool

A man looking for something that's warm and moist and consumes meat without chewing and sees a hot woman and says the only way he would hit it is out of pity because he feels sorry for himself I'm feeling pity fool
A man looking for something that's warm and moist and consumes meat without chewing and sees a hot woman and says the only way he would hit it is out of pity because he feels sorry for himself I'm feeling pitty fool
by Hardline June 21, 2021
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Pitty Pic

The action of sending a titty picture to a someone ut of pity. Usually brought on by the receiver manipulatimg somesort of sympathy out of you.
Girl 1: "yeah, he just kept going on and on about how sad his sex life was, and he kept sending me photos so I just sent one to get him to shut up:

Girl 2: "Girl, no way you really sent a Pitty Pic, thats crazy"
by BIGNERDDY January 31, 2026
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