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Get the Is Zahirah Macwilson moving to Australia Perth? mug.When you want to be fucked so bad that you shake off the bed and you want to be treated like a whore for hours
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Get the Dirty Perth mug.You thought Perth was just a shit place in Australia? Yeah well not just that but guess what? There's also this half Thai dude named Perth and guess what else? He's Australian isn't that hilarious. Look up Perth Nakhun if you want to see his cute face
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G’day Bruce! Seen the Canuck news on the telly? That Shandro and his dingo mate Kenney are proper Perth strides.
by gnostic3 March 28, 2021
Get the Perth strides mug.A species of gambling machine rumoured to exist west of the Nullarbor, but actually rarer than a FIFO bloke who doesn’t own a jet-ski. In Perth, the only “pokies” you’ll find are scratchies from the servo—tiny cardboard disappointment tiles you frantically scrape like a desperate tradie trying to remove evidence before the missus gets home.
Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”
by SDSyd December 10, 2025
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