Paranoid

Delusional about your own ability to judge a persons character based on ridiculously insufficient evidence and very little time spent investigating or collecting primary data to support your claims. Also a convenient tool to support propaganda aimed at

Aww man I am paranoid cos I don’t ask ppl to explain things I see and make outrageous judgement calls based upon.

by Come-a-gutsuh November 13, 2021

Paranoid Speller

A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.

“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”

by jmcomedy August 30, 2011

Paranoid

Trevor Dobson neighborhood watch association

Trevor Dobson is a paranoid neighborhood watch member

by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023

Paranoid

Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?

Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023

paranoid american

when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.

"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."

by Jm8a April 24, 2023

love is paranoid

Love is paranoid is a legendary song by punk rock band “The Distillers”

Oh my! My love is paranoid

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza

Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”

by Superjuliam September 6, 2023