MINIMUM

elder sister

we’re a family of four. mum, minimum, my father and me.

by kelamist April 11, 2025

Minimumized

(verb) an exaggeration and extreme version of "minimalized." While minimalize means to simplify or reduce something in a clean, intentional way, minimumized means to cut it down to the bone, maybe even too far.

Someone on discord told me that "minimumized" isn't a real word so I minimumized his life span to 5 minutes because that's the time I need to drive to his house and unlock his doors.

by LuoirM April 20, 2025

Minimum Daily Motherfucker

A person that doesn't take much to fuck up your day, does it on a daily basis, and has minimum skills.

Jay is the reason I'm up at 10pm working on something he doesn't understand because he wants it in front of the customer tomorrow. He is my Minimum Daily Motherfucker.

by Taraun May 24, 2024

bare minimum Betty

Someone who shows up to work or other organized events and does the bare minimum all days of the week at all hours of the day.

Has no work ethic.

Bare minimum betty showed up late to work and is always trying to do the least.

by Papaslocas March 28, 2024

beer minimum

*A term coined by Abhijna Baddi.

Used to describe the lowest quality beer you can stomach.

"I can't do Bud Light, but I will have a Stella. That's my 'beer minimum'."

by Lil Baddi July 16, 2022