Matteo moment

A matteo moment is used when we have to describe something or someone that has harassed a child before.

That child just got kidnapped, matteo moment!

by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023

Matteo Grande

Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.

Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps

by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023

Matteo Massaro

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"

Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro

by John pron September 21, 2023

Matteo

A guy who would talk over you when you are having a convertion

Me: did you see the the game las

Matteo: WHO PUT A SINGLUR PIECE OF DIRT IN MY HOTBAR

by Xd123kid January 24, 2021

Matteo

The hottest kind of Italian guy, a straight 10/10 chad who takes care of himself, go jim and is the one who always have fucking tons of girls without moving a finger.

Girl - "Hey what's this guy's name ? He's so hot !"
Dude - "Oh him ? He's Matteo."

by GrosSimp July 7, 2022

matteo the fatass

Someone who eats alot at dinners and has fun with animals. He is pansexual and likes dudes over women. Also is plsu size

MATTEO the fatass ur good!

by Someone2131 June 21, 2022

Matteo

The kind of friend your mother would approve of. Matteo is smart, funny, always interested in what you have to say, and is all-round a great person. There is nothing you can hate about a Matteo. He is also really hot, which is a good bonus.

Kid: "Hey Mom, can Matteo come over?"
Mom: "Absolutely! You know how much I love Matteo"

by montreal55 August 25, 2022