Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft with a joystick as the primary flight control and proceeds to pleasure herself by inserting the joystick into her vagina and moving up and down treating the joystick like a dildo.

Did you hear that the plane crash last week was caused from a horny bitch doing a joystick joyride?

by wangarata July 21, 2025

Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft where the primary flight control is a joystick and proceeds to insert the joystick into her vagina and move up and down in a sexual motion treating the joystick as a dildo. For this sexual act to be considered a joystick joyride, the aircraft needs to crash or be damaged in someway because of the joystick being moved in an erratic manner.

Yo Jim did you hear that plane crashed last week because crazy horny chick was doing the joystick joyride?

by wangarata July 21, 2025

Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red

Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell

by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021

Joystick or touchpad

Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.

Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”

by nyapys April 13, 2024